7 Stages of a Small Penis

Ever heard of the The Seven Stages of small penis? They are pretty simple–as difficult as it may be for you small penis club members.

The First Stage: Shock

Do you remember the first porn film you watched, the first time you saw a real cock. You were in shock at the size of the fuck sticks in the films when compared to what’s hanging between your legs. (The other men have a real dicks) You know at this point that the other men were bigger than you. Other men can please women like you never could. It was too painful to bear–you were to humiliated. To Embarrassed.

Then came the Second Stage: Denial

When you were younger, you had a ridiculously small dick and then you went through puberty and you thought your dick was growing and you were the ‘leader of the pack’ not really KNOWING the truth because you couldn’t compare with the others—or at least you didn’t. Girls would laugh but you figured that was normal…didn’t you. Sounding like you yet?

Then came the Third Stage: Anger.

Once you get over initial shock and over the denial…you probably start to think to yourself “It’s not fair. I want a big dick too”. After all the OTHER men have nice big dicks…and here you are with a little nubbet. You want to be the one to bed all the women…but no that’s only for the real men with real cocks. Not tiny pathetic puny dick boys like you. You are jealous and you are anger. Its not THEIR fault that YOU can’t measure up and aren’t a real man…now is it.

For Stage Four: Negotiation

You’ve heard that size does matter and that gave you some hope—for whatever reason. LOL. You thought maybe you could find a woman who does not mind your inadequate masculinity. You soon discovered that it was not only inadequate for SOME women, but that your dick is in fact inadequate for ALL women (Are you and your dicklett losing hope there) Any woman who has seen you naked has laughed in your face—behind your back—and even to your friends.

Unfortunately, you’ve come to Stage Five: Depression.

Finally, you realize that women have no use for that little thing you call a penis.  She can find bigger dicks ANYWHERE. You realize that you will probably NEVER get to have sex the way other men do—even pity sex seems to be diminishing because as sorry for you as a girl may feel…every girl has her limits.. Women need a REAL MAN for sex. And of course you simply are not that. Are you? You were deeply saddened when you came to that realization. The only option to get any kind of action is to GIVE the action to the real men…by turning into a cock sucker. Don’t be to sad for to long. Its something you have to live with. You have to deal with the fact that you have a tiny dick and tiny shriveled up balls that simply wont produce the testosterone that the balls of a REAL man can.

Now we are coming to Stage Six: Testing

Have you thought about ways to you can overcome its shortcomings and still live a full life. Well, definitely not a full sex life. (You still have a tiny dick) You probably fantasize about how it would be to be with a woman and NOT have to worry about the size of your penis. Eventually, you realize that a woman can love you for your money and your tongue, while she has sex with real men. You wont be fulfilling any woman’s sexual needs and desires those are reserved for real men. Not inadequate lil dick bandits. So you have to test your cunnilingus skills to be able to move on

And NOW–You finally reached Stage Seven: Acceptance

Now, you realize that your place in life is to be a servant of a woman and her male. You know you can never be a real man. You know you do not deserve to have sex with her, or put your dick in any orifice in any part of any real woman body. These things are for REAL MEN ONLY. I’m sure you can watch. Your job will be to give her the finer things in life– to shower her with gifts and worship, to massage her shoulders and worship her from head to toe. From time to time you will be granted permission to worship her pussy using your tongue and if you are lucky worship her ass. But that is the limit for your sexual gratification. You are to serve her and her male lovers and companions. Real men have REAL cocks…you don’t have a real cock which makes you not a real man. The sooner you accept it the faster you can move on to the life that you are doomed to have anyway!

And those my tiny dick bandit friend are the 7 stages of having a small penis –and with the 7th stage being acceptance perhaps you SHOULD join the small dick club (as humiliating as it may be).

7 Stages

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