The weather is finally warming up! Which is definitely a good thing considering spring break is only a few weeks away! (4 to be exact)  It seems like I have so much to do in so little time. I think I will be going to California and sun bathe on the beach, probably in Venice…that is by far the best beach I’ve ever been to on the west coast.

I’ve been working out and shining up that bitchin’ bikini bod of mine so all the boys spring to attention when I walk by. Anybody wanna rub the oil on me?

The one thing that keeps popping out in my head is the boys that don’t spring to attention. I look over and won’t see a cock there…how depressing for me.

But I keep picturing yanking his pants down to find out exactly why he isn’t hard (in front of everyone…and whoever is at the beach). I’m willing to bet he is hard, in fact probably the biggest erection he has had in a while. BUT, his teeny little weenie is sooo small that it was completely hidden in that thick icky nest.

LOL. I can picture him getting red in the face as he pulls up his pants…me pointing and laughing…and then him trying to blame it on the cold water.

Ok boys, a little bit of info for you, I was on the swim team and we jumped in to some freezing ass water at times, I am all too aware of what cold water does to boys and their cocks. HOWEVER, there is still a difference between a tiny lil’ cock and a cold one. Cold or not, im willing to bet it’s just small. Lol

Well, that’s how I picture it.

Anyway cock strokers, if you wanna help me prep for spring vacay just visit my wish list and spoil me!

Also, I will be starting my own radio show very soon, keep an eye on my twitter and blog for more information!

Until next time cock strokers,

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